Friday, December 16, 2005

My Lists

Undrinkable Beverages:

Potato Bang

Just the Can!

Meatshake

Moldschlager

Horsechata

Turnip Up

Canker Cola

Liverade

Dumpster Juice

Crapple

Tab


Words We Should Try to Use to Communicate with Aliens If They Come to Earth:

Zoster

Crumping

Adrien Zmed

Snorkle

Tribeca

Scabrous

Gaggle

Urkle

Epoxy

Snivel

Klezmer

Spackle

The Welsh Language


Names for New Hairstyles for Men:

The Hanger Steak

The Tweeze

The Stompadour

Steve

Cradle in the Treetops

The Yoked Oxen

Loop de Loop

Dippity Don’t

The Bait n' Switch

Hula Skirt

Regicide

The Dripper

The Prince Cowardly and Reprehensible

Macaroni Salad

Up in Flames!

The Vaudevillian

Spite Wig

Devil May Not Care

The Sharpei

Muscleman Jones

Hootie


Candies I Think Would Be Delicious:

Chocolate Sump

Chock Full o’ Taters

Medicine Bar

Sizzlin’ Fruit Cup

Big Bart’s Butternuts

Holler If You Like Marzipan!

Nestle’s $100 Bar

Mangoes n’ Pizza

S’notmint

Leather Crispies

Shittles

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